ohcrapohcrap gotta type quick

6 PM, gotta go offa the computer... OH CRAP FORGOT THE DAILY BLOG POST

Okay, got 186 SMG2 Stars, and Bomberman 2 is wasum. The Singleplayer Mode is no "lolol minigame party lolol" - IT'S TEH FRIKKIN BOMBERMAN
And hell, it's only 10€. Me loves teh great cheap games.

And this is the end of my quick blog post. I'll try to make the next one longer instead, alright?

And now a lolpic to make this look bigger.



Also, last day to comment on the Mario Discussion. Now I gotta go off before my Mother kills me.

i	LISTENING TO: nothing - Nature NOW DOING: tpying quick RANDOM THOUGHT OF THE DAY: In Kirby Epic Yarn, Kirby doesn't suck. *rimshot*

I love hard games.

YESSSSS. Played through Hatsworth, perfected Zone 1 of BIT.TRIP RUNNER and got 162 stars in SMG 2.
There is one thing, the first two games share, and the third one has... sometimes.

EXTREME DIFFICULTY OVERKILL

Henry Hatsworth's final boss has like 5 attacks which INSTANT KILL YOU. BIT.TRIP RUNNER is spamming flying sh*tballs of doom. And SMG2 got a certain galaxy which p***es off so much people I don't even.

But I like that.
I like hard games. Well, hard, but not unfair. Think Kaizo Mario World - this crap was so unfair it definely fits it's name (kaizo is the japanese name for a**hole. See, now you can insult people without them knowing. This blog is eductional). If you want a hard thing, don't be illegal and download a SMW ROM and play this. Seriously, this is so unfair it's not even fun.

Today's shop tip: Get Hatsworth and BIT.TRIP. Together they are just 28€ (around 35$) and they are hard. And fun. Damn, you should get Hatsworth already because of it's "Tea Time" and BIT.TRIP RUNNER is worth buying just because of the flying sh*tballs of doom.

Also, what's your usual action when playing through a game? Mine's buying a new one. So when you see a "Suyo" in Bomberman 2 online, please don't pwn me too hard :)

Also, Mario Discussion still running. Remember it. kthxbai.

i	LISTENING TO: Heavy Metal (Final Boss Theme) - Henry Hatsworth OST NOW DOING: CEEEELEEEBRATION TIME COME ON RANDOM THOUGHT OF THE DAY: I wonder if there's anyone I can play Bomberman with.

I really dunno.

SMG2 Daily Update (screw the Galaxy Log):
Got the 120 normal stars 8D Now to defeat Bowser and get thoooose staaaars....





Sitting here in school. Staring 5 minutes at the blank text area. And no ideas.
I asked classmates about what to write. They said stuff you never want to know of.

Ideas, where are you? You always appear when I want to sleep, I lol a bit, then another one comes, I lol and so on. Maybe I don't get an idea because I couldn't sleep this night because of this.

I would talk about stuff happening to me, but since I'm playing SMG2 24/7 (I'm even bringing my Wii to school, sadlywe have no TVs here) all the events which happened lately were ignored by me.




Except the World Cup.


THERE WE GO - IDEA GET!
So I watched Germany vs. Australia. Other than YOU GOT PWNED AUSTRALIANS LOLOLOLOL I can say the red card for Cahill (AUS) was pure overreaction. He also tried to pull his leg away before the collision, so eh. Also, Cacau's (GER) dive, when it was 4:0 for GER - makes you wonder how much brain is left in his head after hitting so mach balls with it. But hey, at least he now has the record for the fastest goal after being changed in. 118 seconds something if I remember correctly.

And yesterday there was Italia vs. Paraguay. Italia almost got freaking pwned - I wish Paraguay shot one more goal, cause I really wanted Italia to get it's a** kicked. dat's wut u get for kikin out teh germanee in 2006. Durrrrr.




Also, the dicussion in the last post is still running! Discuss here until Friday, when I post a Follow-Up on this discussion. Get rocking!

i	LISTENING TO: Choose any song - SMG2 NOW DOING: Sitting. In. Damn. School. RANDOM THOUGHT OF THE DAY: Stone Cyclone Galaxy is a b*tch.

I want this freaking cake (DISCUSSION)

Sorry for the week-end's post-less-ness, but I was busy with a certain game. I got 102 stars already 8D
Right after the start, we find the intro. I'm hoping there's something nice new in the story - but you know: Mario games are so predictable, and it's the same in SMG2.
1. Peach writes letter saing she haz got teh cakez
2. Bowser attacks princess-naps Peach
3. Mario goes to rescue her
4. They eat cake
5. Mario goes home
6. Repeat from 1

Some may say this is boring crap, some don't give a sh*t about the story. I think I'm the latter, but still, I would like something new now and then. What about something like the Paper Mario story, but in the Jump 'n' Runs? I'm not feeling something like "I gotta find the princess!" like in SM64, by now it's just "screw the princess just let me clear the game".

What's your opinion on this? Discuss in the comments!

i	LISTENING TO: Hightail Falls - SMG2 NOW DOING: sitting in school RANDOM THOUGHT OF THE DAY: Waiting for the challenge on

OMG

School can go die in a f***ing fire

WARNING! THE FOLLOWING POST CONTAINS MASSIVE UNCENSORED SWEARING CAUSE I'M REALLY PISSED!

So I was about to get SMG2 today. Well, I found out the store closed today at 2 PM. I got school until 3 PM. FUCK.

But wait, there's more! This is not your ordinary "School is shit doesn't help and takes to long whoever invented this shit should be fucking shot to death" rant! This is a really shitty school here!

So I had free time from 1 PM to 2:15 PM. I was all the time in the PC room. Where else. Then we were supposed to move our lazy asses back to class. The whole class waited there for 10 minutes - no teacher in sight.

After another 5 minutes we went to the teacher room - finding out the teacher is not here. And he should've told us that his lesson is off.

BUT HE DIDN'T.

FUCKING. SHIT.

I COULD BE SITTING RIGHT HERE PLAYING SMG2 AND SHOW YOU MY WONDERFUL PICTURE BUT NO, FUCKING TEACHER FUCKS TELLING US AND THUS I FUCKING MISS THE OPENING TIMES OF THE STORE.

I'M SO PISSED OFF I WANT TO GO TO THE FUCKING TEACHER TOMORROW AND PUNCH HIM IN HIS SHITFACE.


SERIOUSLY.



FUCK. SCHOOL.

i	LISTENING TO: nothing NOW DOING: RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGE NOW PLAYING: Hatsworth. I always die after like 1 minute :O RANDOM THOUGHT OF THE DAY: FUCK. SCHOOL.

Preparing for Lift-Off

1 day left. Can't wait. Star Bits everywhere. I tried googling for level hacks of SMG to get the feeling of SMG 2 - sadly there are none. But eh.

Sometimes I look up to the night sky, and if i see a comet, I wonder - is this Mario?

Okay, enough diarrhoea cerebrum, I'm serious about this. I want this game now. I could wait 3 weeks without much hyping, but now, one day before I get it, I'm all OMG GIMMEH GIMMEH NAO PLZZZ ;_;_;_;_;_;

I'll be recording my Galaxy Journeys right in this blog... introducing... THE GALAXY LOG!

DAY O One day until takeoff. I'm sending some mails saying I won't be aviable for the next 15 years.

Something like this. What, you wonder why I used a circle instead of 0? Well, I'm using the Mario Counting System. You do not know how it works? SHAME ON YOU!

○ => 0
× => 1
♪ => 2
₰ (this should be a star, but I can't find a star so I use this) => 3
♥ => 4
○○ => 5
○× => 6
○♥ => 9
×○ => 10
...and so on. Got it? Well, if you don't, doesn't matter. Just read it, mkay?

i	LISTENING TO: -blah- - -blah- NOW DOING: Raging. I forgot to save my 2-hour sprite work D: NOW PLAYING: Haaaatswoooorth. Final Boss Encounter. Soon to be changed :P RANDOM THOUGHT OF THE DAY: asjfshajkhasfjklshafkas. Don't ask what this means.

F***ING SH*T YEEES OH MY GAWWWD

At Runouw.com I cried about the shop where I pre-ordered SMG2. It went bankrupt.

But I just got a call from them. They'll still get SMG2.

ON THURSDAY.
THAT'S RIGHT. I GET IT ONE DAY EARLIER THAN ALL THE OTHER EWROPEEANS. F*** YES.

Sorry for the short post, but I'm just too happy. I'll leave one message: Expect a non-text-post on Thursday.

i	LISTENING TO: Sky Station Galaxy - Mario Galaxy Orchestra NOW DOING: Being happy :D NOW PLAYING: Hatsworth. Finall cleared 5-1 :O RANDOM THOUGHT OF THE DAY: Back from the dead - that's pretty awesome.

Addicting Spoilers

Spoilers. Originally created to avoid people finding out plot details or secrets in games or movies, some people or just addicted to that "Show" button. Like me.

I know a big surprise at the end of Henry Hatsworth, know what happens after 120 stars in Super Mario Galaxy 2, knew all unlockables of Brawl before I got it and saw the endings of all Metroid Prime parts. Yes, the 100% ones.

The only type of spoilers I do NOT open are the ones with ending details or final boss stuff. The only time I did it was with NSMB Wii. Well, I watched the first part of the battle and then thought that's it and closed. Little did I know about the insane crap going on afterwards.

i	VIEWING: asdfmovie and asdfmovie2. This sh*t is epic. NOW DOING: sitting in school NOW PLAYING: Henry Hatsworth. Still stuck at 5-1 D: RANDOM THOUGHT OF THE DAY: I hate coming back to school from holidays.

F*** you, Weasleby. F*** you.

So I'm playing Henry Hatsworth in the Puzzling Adventure lately. Awesome gameplay, awesome engine, awesome graphics. Just one thing is wrong...
IT'S OVER THE FREAKING TOP. It starts getting harder with World 3's boss, where a obese nurse throws around a 80-year-old in his wheelchair and ending the battle underwater where the nurse FREAKING INFLATES and you got to pop her. What the hell.
Now World 4 is ridiculous - TETRIS BLOCKS ROTATING IN A HEART-BEAT AND IF YOU'RE IN THE WRONG PLACE YOU GET SQUISHED AND YOU HAVE TO DO THIS SH*T ALL OVER AGAIN. And for the boss - Leopold Charles Anthony Weasleby the Third. Short: "freaking a**hole". That idiot to the right. He nabs the master piece - the piece needed to rescue the world - and SUDDENLY GETS GODLIKE POWERS AND SH*TS A SH*TLOAD OF SH*TTY LASERS AT YOU WHILE DODGING A CLONE OF HIM AT THE SAME F***ING TIME. INSAAAAAANE SH*********TT.
I recently entered World 5, and can't get past 5-1. If any of you want the game - get Action Replay first. This sh*t is frustrating. And not "frustratingly-funny" like BIT.TRIP RUNNER. Just frustrating at some points. Makes you wanna throw the DS into a volcano.

i	LISTENING TO: Blackout City - Anamanaguchi NOW DOING: Checking forums and mails. NOW PLAYING: Henry Hatsworth. Pretty obvious when reading the blog post, eh? RANDOM THOUGHT OF THE DAY: Happy Birthday, Marioiscool! :D