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Online Highscores are go!Online Highscores are go!

Who can beat me with my crappy score?

PLAY IT!
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[LD] DONE!

Discover19

Control the little man on his way and help him discover who he is, where he is and what he is able to do.

screenie

Let's hope I can use the last hour I can be on my PC to polish it up a bit. Maybe also Online Highscores.
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coder.motivation += pizza;

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[LD] Gameplay++

Discover19

Post your scores. Mine is 85721 - developer failing at his own game = good sign.

W/Up: Jump
S/Down: Slide
A/Left: Play random beeps

To Do:
- fix glitch: run off a platform and jump again in midair
- fix platform generation done
- Score done
- Discoveries (new abilities - in the final version you won't be able to slide from the start) half strikethrough - basics there, jsut need to enable it
- an ending player runs off screen, now for outro

if enough time is left
- online Highscore
- some little eyecandy (like platforms coloring when stepping on them)
- boss

Now, off to dinnnnnnerrrrr
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[LD] IT'S A PLAYABLE SOMETHING!

Discover19

Let’s see how many platforms you can dodge until you are bored enough

W/Up: Jump
S/Down: Slide
A/Left: Play random beeps

Am I the only one who’s having audio lag? Try hitting A and tell me if it plays at the same time.

To Do:
- fix glitch: run off a platform and jump again in midair
- Score
- Discoveries (new abilities – in the final version you won’t be able to slide from the start)
- an ending
- if enough time is left, boss
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I'm getting somewhere I guess

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[LD] Cutscene

To be exact, the intro
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[LD] IT'S MOCKUP TIME

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[LD] Cutscene Music!

http://dl.dropbox.com/u/17041897/01_done.wav

This is the music you'll hear during the first cutscene... what do YOU think is going on?

Okay, now for the tileset... let's see what I can do.
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[LD] Wooo BG

Get guessing what this could mean

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[LD] Player done! :D



Level Background and tileset, here I come.
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LIVE BLOGGING: LUDUM DARE 19

WOOOO.

http://www.ludumdare.com/

In Ludum Dare, you have 48h to make a game in any language, only rules are non-copyrighted stuff and no teams. And some other stuff I forgot :p

This time the topic's DISCOVERY, and I'll be damned if I don't code anything BIT.TRIP releated. :p

Yes, I'll keep you up with some information what I'm doing for the competition.

I am finished with the chiptune music. Some sounds crappy, but it works. Also here's the game's main character - Dalies and Mentlegen, meet this unnamed guy.



Next up:
- Dieing animation for player, then tileset for levels
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[COMIC] Fanbases



It's true. Can't wait for BIT.TRIP FLUX.

Also Birthday on Tuesday. Can't wait for GoldenEye.
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[COMIC] Vibe



omfg FATE is out in Europe. Here's a comic for you and just a notice - disturbing me while playing can be hazardous to your health.

Oh, and get the Demo. It's out in Europe already and tomorrow in US. Wii Shop, WiiWare, Demos, BIT.TRIP FATE. Do it.
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Enjoy five planetes to the price of one!

Holy crap Sonic Colours.

See that title screen? Ready for an intro like in the most recent Sonic Games?
WELL TOO BAD BLEEPHOLE HERE'S YOU FIRST ACT.

The game throws you right into the action, and you get the intro after two levels of full-speed action. F*** yes SEGA.

Also Eggman's Public Service Annoucements kick a**.
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[COMIC] Orange Rocket

GUESS WHICH GAME I'M GETTING TODAY



Also, I am now Staff Member at the Minecraft online magazine "The Obsidian Block". Go check them out at http://www.theobsidianblock.com/ - the 2nd issue with my comic will be released around 30th Nov.
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[COMIC] Minecraft is Awesome

Comic is late because Internet effed up.



I'll try to apply at The Obsidian Block with this, so wish me luck! :D
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Creepy



God, the ending of BIT.TRIP FATE is so screwed up I don't even. Well, at least I have Minecraft's Halloween Update now. The Ghasts sound like little children getting raep'd.
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[COMIC] Falling

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[COMIC] BIT.TRIP BEAT

Another BIT.TRIP comic. Hell yes.



Also I would like to thank the awesome guys at Gaijin Games for the BIT.TRIP series. I did it multiple times before, but you just can't say it enough times.
Also thanks to Matthew from BitF for inspiring me.
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[COMIC] Do It Yourself

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... *poke*

*pokes again*

Seems like this blog is dead (except for the comics). Time to revive.

Yeah, I'm currently ill. The entire familiy has fever. Nope, no dance fever, night fever ot BIT.TRIP fever, I mean the fever which is a freaking a**hole and give you headache, throatache and everywhere-ache.

But apart from that, school is crap. Yeah, it begun again, and the only thing I like is the 2nd and 3rd lesson on Monday. Computer science. YEEEEEAH
We already got a neat task. Make a random website. While everyone else just used <b>, <i>, <blink> and that sh*t, I did something different. Observe. (seizure warning btw)
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[COMIC] Game Making

I really should write here again, not just post comics.


And that, ladies and gents, is my hobby.
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[COMIC] BIT.TRIP

'bout damn time I make a comic about this pile of awesome.



In honor of the upcoming BIT.TRIP FATE, I'm playing through BEAT, CORE and VOID. And stuck at BEAT's Growth. GOD SO MUCH SH*T FLYING AROUND AAAAAAAAAa.

UPDATE: I died right before the 8th (could also be the 7th, didn't count) transistion. AAAAAAAAAAAAAAaa - well I'll try again as soon my pulse goes down and my hands stop shivering
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Holidays Follow-Up

  • Finish a Wii Homebrew I announced ages ago
NOT DONE. Not a single line written.
  • Get a new pet (Bunny or Guinea Pig, can't decide)
Mother is against this.
  • Rescue the Princess
Was bored and played SMG2 again.
  • Watch a movie so crappy it's good
Super Mario Brothers. Well, it's crappy, okay.
  • Clean my room
I finally found the diarrhea dump of a buffalo again. Also known as Monsters Inc.: Monster Ball. Urk.
  • Take a shower
Not only one.
  • Buy Mega Man 10
Check.
  • Defeat a Robot Master in Mega Man 10
Check.
  • Beat Mega Man 10
Even on Hard Mode. I felt awesome when I did this.
  • Clear all challenges in Mega Man 10
Only Weapons Archive on Hard was left.
  • Master all challenges in Mega Man 10
-> Defeat all bosses without taking damage and only use Mega Buster
*middlefinger*
  • Post daily
derpfail
  • Post at least one time at 11 PM german time
Yeah, I asked two people to do this, but they forgot :I




And now I'm off. I'll be BIT.TRIPing again, starting with BEAT.
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[COMIC] Tetris

What, a entire week without posts? Meh.

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[COMIC] Black Hole

Yes, this horrible abomination which is calling itself "comic" is nwo older than 10 weeks. Yaaay.



And now, ladies and gentlemen
BONUS STUFF TIME \o/

1) I plan every comic on white paper. And this time you get to see it.
Sketch #10 - Black Hole
Also you see why I don't use these as the real comic. By ruler is way to small for my hands, resulting in bumps >_<

2) There's this one utility called IOGraph which records all your mouse movements. And I recorded it.
Without desktop - With desktop
You can see I started Winamp in the middle of drawing. Also that I tuned up the volume when my favorite song came up (Blackout City <3)
It took me 58.3 minutes to draw this comic - according to IOGraph.

And that's it. Get out.
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/away

Yeah, this blog will be dead until Tuesday. I'm driving to Leverkusen (near Cologne) to visit my grandparents.
As soon I come back expect a MM10 and Sonic Status update, and maybe also a picture of me. omg.

Yeah, you see, followers of this blog can have some little advantages over non-followers. So, see you then.
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Is this a post? OH MY GOD

Yeah, I've been kept busy lately. Coding my own forum system, Mega Man 10, Sonic and the Black Knight and packing my bags. SO IT'S TIME FOR LAST FEW DAYS SUM-UPTM

Mega Man 10
HARD MODE BEATEN. "INVINCIBLE" ACHIEVMENT UNLOCKED. I AM GOD :D

Sonic and the Black Knight
Yeah, I orginally bought it to play this on our drive (YES, I play Wii while driving in a car. DEAL WITH IT). Meh, I played it at home... and played it through. Holy sh*t, this was shorter than I expected, but awesome. Speed? Check. Awesome Graphics? Check. Replay Value? Check. I still have to get 5-star-ratings on all levels... :/

suyoBB (Forum System)
Check it out for yourself :O

Yeah, that's it.
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#9 - Nintendo 3DS

Well yeah, forgot to post the last two days. been kept busy with both MM10 and a Sonic Game. More tomorrow. But for now, COMIC



Experimenting a bit with shading. Do you like it?
Special thanks to Blablob who gave me a tip what to draw :D
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50th post

YAAAY
Okay enough celebration

Quick day summary:
- PHP is annoying the sh*t out of me again >_>
- Mega Man 10: 4 more Robot Masters on Hard killed :D
- Mega Man 10: Today, 14 Energy Ranks were used
- People abusing my bar script on IRC to no end
- someone asked me the sh*ttiest question ever on YouTube: "Where's the DEL key?"

Discuss about that last question. Does it have a meaning which I don't get because I'm a mere mortal?
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Finally Let's Playing

Maybe you saw yesterday's post? My new USB Grabber?
Well, now I can FINALLY Let's Play. No Audio Lag, awesome quality, and no control lag.

My first project was suggested by a guy named FireKirb1337 - I should finish my unfinished Wii Games. So either Mario Strikers Charged or Firefighter.


Choice = obvious.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EGbrNhNFX5Y
First Part.

It's german right now, I'll try to add english subtitles ASAP.
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Grabbing

HELL YES. I GOT A USB GRABBER. AWESOME QUALITY, BOTH VIDEO AND SOUND.



EXPECT SOME LET'S PLAYS SOON.
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[GCG] SMG:ABSA spins me right round



Round planets in Super Mario Galaxy: A Blue Star Adventure.
You can see that the starbits behave a bit odd (hovering right in front of Mario). That has already been fixed. Also, the graphic is obviously not final ;)

Music: Puple Comet - Super Mario Galaxy OST


Also, somewhere in the video there's a hint on a gamemode. Can you find it? ;)
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[COMIC] Minesweeper


I tried a little experiment with the first two panels. I wanted it to look like silhouettes because the sun is coming from behind (and I can't draw airplanes, even if I had to to save my life) but it failed a bit. Meh.
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Quoting

Heh, I'm on the Wii again because my father's computer sucks.
Today I heard quite some nice quotes, so enjoy the following list:

"When in doubt, C4."
"Destruction is good for the soul."
"Can you hear me?" - "No." - "AND NOW!?"
"d-(^_^)-b" - "How do you type that wrong-way-around D? ... wait, nevermind"
"I do not THINK I'm a god. I AM a god!"

Thanks for reading. Now get out.
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[GCG] SMG:ABSA Update

Worked a bit on it again and fixed some bugs. Here's a Engine Test.

Download: http://www.mediafire.com/?zu26czw0wnq2vc0
Play it online. Might work on Mac... maybe. http://www.g-java.com/gmbed/2.0/getgame ... 3embed.exe

Controls:
Arrow Keys - Move, Jump, Duck (To Do: WASD)
Mouse - Move Luma, collect star bits
Left Click - Make Luma spin (does not serve a purpose yet), (de-)activate blue stars
Right Click - Spawn meteors (debug function. Will obviously be removed)
R - Reset Mario to start position (Hint: If he falls off-screen, he will reappear at the start)
M - (De-)Activate auto metor spawning (rate is too high, will be lower in final game)

I started working on the round planets, but these are not accessible here.
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GOD. DAMN. IT.

Guess what. I wanted someone else to post it this time before midnight, and what happens? Yep. He forgets it. I better delete that from my list because it seems impossible.

------------------------------------------

Yay, I found a MM8BDM server ^^ It seemed empty... me and my friend go into it and shoot the eff out of the Mega Men. But what happens? Suddenly 3 prro gamers jump in and team up against us.

At the end: Me - 1 frag. My friend - no frags. Opponents - each at least 10.

Gawd, we got pwned so much. I thought the previous game was worse, where it was me and Usuario and 3 others (not teamed up). But heh, I did pretty good in the last match. 3rd place with 6 frags, 2nd had 7.


1st had 16 frags.
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Yay for crappy routers

I found a game called Mega Man 8-bit Death Match today. Basically Doom with Mega Man. Singleplayer was boring, so I tried setting up a server. But the router seems to be against me.

NAT -> Port Forward
Port 10666 > Port 10666

Firewall -> Exceptions
Port 10666

Well, that's what I did for Teeworlds too. Teeworlds works. MM8bDM - not.
I tried running the server on my webserver, it took half an hour to copy everything over...
..."not enough RAM".

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BIT.TRIP fangame

This was going to be yesterdays psot. I asked someone to post it for me exactly 11:57 PM german time for effect :O
But he forgot it... great. So this is yesterday's post. Later I'll do today's post.

------------------------------------------------

So what could I do offline? I started the basics for a BIT.TRIP fangame... ever played BIT.TRIP or watched a video? It's a 3D Background with 2D gameplay and epic effects. And it took me ages to get the 3D working.

http://www.mediafire.com/?wj7f6bimi7vmv4x
Look around with your mouse. Windows only :(

In the final game, you'll be contrlling a snake who has to deflect Beats in the rythm of the music, while the BG automatically moves. Also leet effects.

v NAME SUGGESTIONS PLEASE v
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Screwing around with effects

I've been toying around with the effects of GIMP today. There are quite some nice ones. After like 15 pictures, I made this one I'd like to share:

I kinda like it. The effects look pretty awesome on this picture. That's not your regular Mega Man bullet anymore. :O

While on the topic of Mega Man

YEEEEEEEES
Finally killed Sheep Man. I saved two E Tanks for him, but ended up not using them and surviving with 2 HP left :O Now on to Pump Man, who's place #3 in my MM10 Robot Master Dumba** rating...

i LISTENING TO: Impetus - Gaijin Games
NOW DOING: Eating. It's dinner time, mah boi.
NOW PLAYING: Take a wild guess.
RANDOM THOUGHT OF THE DAY:

Is Mega Man counting Sheep Men if he wants to sleep?
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[COMIC] Daily



What if my comics were drawn Daily?
I had quite some fun with this. Every comic done in half an hour (including getting an idea),
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My life is now complete

Suyo is in the city. Finds a shop which sells cookies, cakes, smoothies, all that jazz. Finds that they got a Blendtec Blender.

I ask them to put some drinking straws into it. While the employee switches on the Blender, he says "Will it Blend?". HE HAS THE SAME VOICE AS MOTHEREFFING TOM DICKSON. When he opened the blender again, I imagined Dickson saying "Phew! Straw Smoke! Don't breathe this." and when I walked away with my smoothie and some of the dust he gave me, I imagined that sound on the end of every episode.

So mothereffing awesome. One of the best days ever <3
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inb4 midnight

See, I'll post daily.

So I started HARD MODE of Mega Man 10 today. Here are the DEATH STATS OF DOOOOOOIM:
Before mid-boss: about 30
At mid-boss: 12
Before Sheep Man: 4
At Sheep Man: None - I was never there :O

Also, go buy the BIT.TRIP RUNNER Soundtrack.

Also v2, short post is short due to sucky writing on Wii. >_<
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I really don't know what I should write about

I did absolutly nothing interesting today. Just playing MegaMan ZX and some other little stuff. Eh, I'll shozw it you:

(click to make bigger)

Told you. Completly uninteresting.
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I love screwing around with GIFs


If you don't know these guys you suck, they're Mega Man (blue helmet), Dr. Wily (epic moustache and hairstyle) and Proto Man (red helmet). LEARN YOUR MEGA MAN.

Also, I'm working on something else. Remember De Jong's "THIS IS FIFAAA" kick in the WM finals? I'm eidting a GIF of him, I'm this far:

EPIC NINJA SKILLS
ACTIVATE
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MEEEEGAAAA MAAAN again

Describing all Wily Stages in a sentence...

Wily 1: Screw Slash Man's Archive.
Wily 2: Octobulb all over and over again becasue of the checkpoint right before him aaaa
Wily 3: Eff spikes.
Wily 4: It's bad if you use all your Solar Blaze energy on the Robot Master and then find you have no more Weapon tanks to refill it to use on the Wily boss.
Wily 5: Hell yeah, epic final battle.

So I was getting ready for the Special Stages, I had the 300 Wii Points Code right next to me, when suddenly...

HARD MODE UNLOCKED

...ARE YOU MOTHEREFFING KIDDING ME? THE HELL. NO WAY I'M ATTEMPTING THIS...

CHALLENGE 2-3:
BEAT THE GAME ON HARD MODE

...well damn. Prepare for some rage on this blog.


  • Defeat a Robot Master in Mega Man 10 (now on Normal. hell yeah.)
  • Beat Mega Man 10 (Wily Stage 4's difficulty increases by a load if you have no weapon tanks left D:)
  • Take a shower (ugh I'm wet)
  • Rescue the Princess (SMG2 final boss pwned again because I was bored)
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Comic Ideas PLZ

You thought I'd forget the daily blog post?


NO. SIR.


So I've been thinking about some comic ideas, and scribbled some of them on some paper.
Some hints:
- rage
- mines and parachutes
- spikey spikes
- ...well that's it

Yeah, I'm running dry already. If you have any ideas on comic, PM them me, mail them me, just send them to me. But not publicy, we want some surprise, eh? :3
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[COMIC] Filler

'Cause this is filler, filler post.



Yeah. I promised a comic about Mega Man, here you go :3 I actually had another comic before, but I accidentally deleted it. While searching for a copy of the comic, I found the archives of my old comic I shared with like 3 people which had something like this comic. The bottom center panel is from that comic.
Now that I finally have 6 weeks of holidays, I hope the quality increases a bit. Also, I gotta get a new tablet. My current one is slowly getting broken... but hey, you can see the innerings of the pencil where the right mosue button fell off.

i LISTENING TO: -blah- - -blah-NOW DOING: -blah-NOW PLAYING: -blah-RANDOM THOUGHT OF THE DAY: -blah-
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MEEEEGAAAA MAAAAN

Yes, I got myself Mega Man 10. And holy sh*t this is AWESOME.

Obviously I began with Easy Mode. Yeah shame on me. Though I got experience with Mega Man, I beat 2-6 just with the Rewind feature of my emulator O_O

Wasn't too bad. Conviently placed platforms everywhere, not much damage. The only stage which royally pissed me off was Wily 3. Classical Spike Shafts. I screwed up a bit and lost two of my three Shock Guards (for non Mega Man nerds: Spikes are instakill. Shock Guards save you from that). Then there's a extremly hard underwater part with low spiked ceiling and I lost 6 lives there. omgwtfbbq.

Right now I'm doing some challenges. 12% done. Weeee.


  • Buy Mega Man 10 (Yeppers)
  • Beat a Robot Master in Mega Man 10 (Sheep Man fell first)
  • Beat Mega Man 10 (on Easy)
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Holiday Resolutions

  • Finish a Wii Homebrew I announced ages ago
  • Get a new pet (Bunny or Guinea Pig, can't decide)
  • Rescue the Princess
  • Watch a movie so crappy it's good
  • Clean my room
  • Take a shower
  • Buy Mega Man 10
  • Defeat a Robot Master in Mega Man 10
  • Beat Mega Man 10
  • Clear all challenges in Mega Man 10
  • Master all challenges in Mega Man 10
  • Post daily
  • Post at least one time at 11 PM german time Screw this. everyone I asked to do this forgot it.

You see my holidays will be centered around a certain game. I'll post a neat "ACHIEVMENT UNLOCKED" post everytime I finish something. And with that, I'm off. I need 200 more Wii Points.
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The final countdown

My sister's blog:
"Morgen letzter Tag Schule vor Ferien! JUCHUU! Endlich FREI!!"

On english: "Tomorrow's last day before holidays! YAY! Finally school's off!"

Yes, it's finally over for Bavaria. Some people already are back to school, and we have just begun. That's Bavaria for you.

Also, imagine a video of a Coke + Mentos fountain (5 meters) here. I wanted to record it, but the cam acted like a idiot and... well. Yeah. It was awesome though.

Short post is short, thus I'm virtually lengthening it. This Sunday's comic will be about MEGA MAAAAAN just to give a hint. Mega Man 3, to be exact.

And if I may use this space to have a final word, let me do that:








THE NEW WII HOMEBREW CHANNEL ROCKS EFFING SOCKS.


Thank you.
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German Weather for Starters



Uploaded with ImageShack.us

...I just noticed I sound like retarded fag with miserable pronounciation thanks to the crappy cam.

By the way, that's my sis.
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[COMIC] Programming Languages

Yes, I know it's crappyly drawn. I don't have much time - gotta prepare the anniversary of Runouw.com, gotta finish my movie for Life in a Day, also schooool. ):


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Random School Skits

Not talking much since I have lotsa homework. Here are some random things I did in French Lesson. You may find some of the ideas in the comics again.

There's not really any quality in there, just some quick strokes. So don't take it too seriously.

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[COMIC] Question Block Surprises

In today's comic, Mario encounters swearing Question Blocks, nukes and clouds. Just look at it ;)


Yesh. Every webcomic spoofing games needs the "The clouds are effing bushes" joke. It's like a law.

i NOW DOING: Eating lunch.
NOW PLAYING:
SMB: Lost Levels
RANDOM THOUGHT OF THE DAY:
I guess I'm not gonna finish Space Bun in time >_>
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Most likely the most epic school project ever

OH MY MOTHEREFFING GOD 2 WEEKS UNTIL HOLIDAYS.

In Physic lesson, often our teacher tried to make us understand better using a yummy thing. But just watch the video, It explains everything and at the same time doesn't make any sense at all.



...yeppers. I'll be programming a effing game for school. This is pure epic win.

i LISTENING TO: this
NOW DOING: Programming a game. Take a guess which.
NOW PLAYING: MEGA MAAAAAN
RANDOM THOUGHT OF THE DAY:
Some of the powerups in this game should be salad and bacon
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[COMIC] Questionable Content

I- I'll just let you look at the comic. It explains everything.



I bet I gotcha.
Also, check the rigth - there's now a comic archive.

i NOW DOING: Needing moar comic ideas aaaa
NOW PLAYING: Mario Strikers Charged
RANDOM THOUGHT OF THE DAY:
I think I should make a comic about MEGA MAAAAN.
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I hate school even more

Short post: I'll be away until Saturday since I got schoiol today until 6 PM, and tomorrow and Friday until 9 PM. Yaaay.
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n00bs

So I just had my first Mario Strikers Charged online match. What happens? The n00b on the other side is just tackling me, and never ever taking the ball. When it was 17-0, he quit, stealing my precious score points.
Mario Kart DS. I'm Round 2, he's still one - he quits.
Mario Kart Wii. Someone epicly loses by being still in Round 2 with the time limit mercy. Next round, he activates cheats and wins using Bullet Bill and Blue Shell spam.

I hate n00bs who cheat to win/switch off if they are failing. They are unfairly lowering my score. I hate game developers who dont punish people who just switch off. Panzer Tactics DS does that. So why not all? Discuss below.

i NOW DOING: Downloading all Mega Man parts :D
NOW PLAYING: Mega Man 4
RANDOM THOUGHT OF THE DAY:
I want to have more cheater battles in MKWii. Epic item spam B)
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[COMIC] I'm back, guys

Daaaamn, I hate school. 13 hours Thursday, 11 Friday, 8 Saturday, out all day on Sunday, and now i finall came back.

And I got another comic. I'm trying to make one every Sunday from now on... let's see if this works out.

THE FOLLOWING COMIC CONTAINS:
- MILD SWEARING
- SUPER MARIO GALAXY 2 SPOILERS (events after 120 and 240 stars)


Read the comic here

i LISTENING TO: Elton vs. Peilomat - Weltmeister
NOW DOING: collecting ideas for comic
NOW PLAYING: Mega Man 3
RANDOM THOUGHT OF THE DAY:
Somewhere, out there, you could find the 10 € I lost today.
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Little bit of profit

Please enjoy this advertisment.

The new GREEN COUCH GAMES forums are now online! Share your thoughts with others, play games and compete for the highscore!

JOIN NOW!!!11oneone


Okay thanks for you attention

That's it for today's blawg pawst, I'll be playing Starfy.

i LISTENING TO: Wavin' Flag - K'naan
NOW DOING
: working on website
NOW PLAYING: Teh legendaree Starfee
RANDOM THOUGHT OF THE DAY:
ERROR CODE 20100 DAMN WII AAA
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Obvious Referee Discussion

Germany versus England.
England hits the crossbar - no goal, according to the referee. But it was in the goal. What the hell.

Argentinia versus Mexico.
1-0 for Argentinia, say the ref - but what he didn't see, the shooter was offside.


Lots of people now say DAMN REFEREES THEY SHOULD GO DIE IF THEY HAD SEEN IT THE OTHER TEAM WOULD HAVE WON.
Now I don't know - what's more dumb?
a) the referees
b) the people saying this

Let's see - if the referees didn't make the mistake, it still would be 3-1 Germany or 2-1 Argentinia.
IT DOESN'T MATTER.


Also, refs are just people. And people make mistakes.
I recommend watching the movie "Referees at Work". They recorded the refs at the European Cup 2008 and there are quite some awesome discussions.

"I heard there's a thunderstorm coming".
"Shut up, that's not my problem"


And last but not least, the refs which did the above mistakes are not the worst. Rene Mercet, 1934. Spain vs. Italia. It was 1-0 Italia at the end, but should have been 2-0 Spain. No punishments for the Italians when fouling. WTF.

i NOW DOING: Taking a spontanateous sh*t in my toilet - aka. diarrhoea. Or however it is spelled.
NOW PLAYING: The Legendary Starfy (US "import")
RANDOM THOUGHT OF THE DAY:
Where the hell did I put my DS charging cable...
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[GCG] SMG:ABSA Update

Has been some time, eh? Well, it takes time to make games, and thus I couldn't do a post.

But here you get a new video:


The blue stars are finally here! There were already some lucky persons to try this out, I'm gonna release a public engine demo when I fixed some bugs. So stay tuned!


Also, Germany vs. England today. Get ready to get your British a** kicked 8D
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[GCG] ILIPSMW and SMG:ABSA


Remember these screenies? They are the only ever released screenies of my game It's like I'm playing Super Mario World. Well, and it will stay like this. I accidentally deleted the game and thus this game is canceled D:



Well, but there are also some good news. I learned a lot about making engines and want to put this experience into something. Thus, I will completly remake Super Mario Galaxy: A Blue Star Adventure with a new engine... and... ZOMG WALKING!!!!111oneoneeleven

What? You want a little video? Well, I just got walking done, but have fun watching.



i NOW DOING: SMG: ABSA
NOW PLAYING: SA:DX still. Big's stages suck bawlz D:
RANDOM THOUGHT OF THE DAY:
Maybe I'll put some elements of ILIPSMW in SMG:ABSA...
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Sometimes, school's awesome.

Sorry about yesterday's post-less-ness - could go on the PC only for a hour and didn'T have enough time to come up with an idea. Then my mother forced me off my PC, thus creating a 4-hour-downtime of posting at Runouw.com :O

We have an awesome tradition in school. Every June, the last class - which leaves next year - does the so called "Abi-Scherz". They can do anything they want to keep the teachers from making lessons. Make them join a contest on who has the best writing, jailing them in the toilet... well, the only problem is, you gotta entertain the ones who don't have lessons now. Jsut playing music is not good, as they did this year. It epicly failed, like 80% of the pupils were inside and played DS, did homework or wuteva.

But then it became even more crappy. The big boss decided the normal lessons continue - usally we could go home after the "Abi-Scherz". Everyone went like "F*** IT ANDK HSDAIOfhSAIO".

But what they didn't know, the teachers weren't prepared for this. So we were playing Super Mario War, watchig the World Cup and more (dude, North Korea did get pwned quite epic).

Yeah, school is awesome. Sometimes. I'll still celebrate when school's over. And I hope the "Abi-Scherz" of our class is better.

i LISTENING TO: Walkie Talkie man - Jason Paige
NOW DOING: Coding.
NOW PLAYING: SADX.
RANDOM THOUGHT OF THE DAY:
if ($script_works == false) { brain_explode(); }
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Of coding and phpBB

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

$sql_data[TOPICS_TABLE]['sql'] = array(
'forum_id' => ($topic_type == POST_GLOBAL) ? 0 : $data['forum_id'],
'icon_id' => $data['icon_id'],
'topic_approved' => (!$post_approval) ? 0 : $data['topic_approved'],
'topic_title' => $subject,
'topic_subtitle' => $data['topic_subtitle'],
'topic_first_poster_name' => $username,
'topic_type' => $topic_type,
'topic_time_limit' => ($topic_type == POST_STICKY || $topic_type == POST_ANNOUNCE) ? ($data['topic_time_limit'] * 86400) : 0,
'poll_title' => (isset($poll['poll_options'])) ? $poll['poll_title'] : '',
'poll_start' => (isset($poll['poll_options'])) ? (($poll['poll_start']) ? $poll['poll_start'] : $current_time) : 0,
'poll_max_options' => (isset($poll['poll_options'])) ? $poll['poll_max_options'] : 1,
'poll_length' => (isset($poll['poll_options'])) ? ($poll['poll_length'] * 86400) : 0,
'poll_vote_change' => (isset($poll['poll_vote_change'])) ? $poll['poll_vote_change'] : 0,

'topic_attachment' => (!empty($data['attachment_data'])) ? 1 : (isset($data['topic_attachment']) ? $data['topic_attachment'] : 0),
);


$sql = 'INSERT INTO ' . TOPICS_TABLE . ' ' .
$db->sql_build_array('INSERT', $sql_data[TOPICS_TABLE]['sql']);
$db->sql_query($sql);


EVERYTHING IS RIGHT SO WHY DON'T YOU WORK ALREADY DAMN YOU


Well, should cool down. That's what happens if you screw around with the forum systems of others. But if someone happens to know how this works, tell me. PLEEEASSE.

But eh, I got the perfect things to not destroy my PC when I'm raging. SMG2 is 100%ed (though the last star made me almost destroy my Wii, then I coded again), Sonic Adventure DX and Bomberman 2. Though I'm stuck in both of the latter games.
In SADX I wonder where Knuckles should move his red a**, and Bomberman 2 is... well, Bomberman. But I bet later I will find out how it works and I will facepalm me so hard my nose breaks.

Also,
if ($post_data['topic_type'] != POST_GLOBAL)
{
$sql = 'SELECT topic_type, forum_id
FROM ' . TOPICS_TABLE . "
WHERE topic_id = $topic_id";
$result = $db->sql_query($sql);
$row = $db->sql_fetchrow($result);
$db->sql_freeresult($result);

if ($row && !$row['forum_id'] && $row['topic_type'] == POST_GLOBAL)
{
$to_forum_id = request_var('to_forum_id', 0);

if ($to_forum_id)
{
$sql = 'SELECT forum_type
FROM ' . FORUMS_TABLE . '
WHERE forum_id = ' . $to_forum_id;
$result = $db->sql_query($sql);
$forum_type = (int) $db->sql_fetchfield('forum_type');
$db->sql_freeresult($result);

if ($forum_type != FORUM_POST || !$auth->acl_get('f_post', $to_forum_id))
{
$to_forum_id = 0;
}
}

if (!$to_forum_id)
{
include_once($phpbb_root_path . 'includes/functions_admin.' . $phpEx);

$template->assign_vars(array(
'S_FORUM_SELECT' => make_forum_select(false, false, false, true, true, true),
'S_UNGLOBALISE' => true)
);

$submit = false;
$refresh = true;
}
else
{
if (!$auth->acl_get('f_post', $to_forum_id))
{
// This will only be triggered if the user tried to trick the forum.
trigger_error('NOT_AUTHORISED');
}

$forum_id = $to_forum_id;
}
}
}


Did your brain explode now? Yes? Alright, my job is done.

i NOW DOING: Coding
NOW PLAYING: Sonic Adventure DX
RANDOM THOUGHT OF THE DAY:
Italy epicly sucks at World Cup. Did they stop doping or what?
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Screw mazes

SMG2 Status: 241 stars. And the last one is royally p*ssing me off.

Thus I wanted to play some other game. Lonely in my GC games shelf was Sonic Adventure DX Directors Cut. It was the only game where I had to cheat to play this game through. Stupid Super Sonic eating rings while being super.

So I breezed through the first stages until IT. IT's a royal b*tch and can go die in a f**ing fire. Sadly IT does appear in the majority of the games and is just plain stupid. And if you get no clues, IT is five times the sh*t.

WHAT AM I TALKING ABOUT?
a) Powering off the game
b) Mazes, as you stated in the post title
c) Pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis on Taumata­whakatangihanga­koauau­otamatea­turi­pukakapiki­maunga­horo­nuku­pokai­whenua­kitanatahu

Obviously b) is right. If you guessed right, get a imiganiry cookie on the imaginary plate on the imaginary shelf over there.

Seriously, mazes are most of the times just stretching the time needed to play a game through. I have absolutly no idea and run in circles, until I find that you have to JUMP AGAINST A DAMN TREE TO PROCEED. WHAT THE FRIKKIN' HELL.

What's your opinion on mazes? Love 'em, hate them, burn those b*tches in a freaking fire?

i LISTENING TO: Open your heart - Sonic Adventure DX
NOW DOING: Uhm, dunno. Sitting. Flattening my a**.
RANDOM THOUGHT OF THE DAY:
/me needs maps for mazes.
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I want this freaking cake - Follow-Up

You have been discussing it with 3 epic comments. w00t, you guys rock!

So what'S this about, you ask? I posted a post about Mario Stories few days ago and wanted you to say your opinion. And here are the results:

aleksgospodinov Well the Mario stories were always easy to predict,but you should add this to the steps.

3.Waste time helping everyone you can find.

What?That's the feeling i had when i was playing Super Mario Sunshine,Paper Mario and the list goes on......

You forgot an important thing, you get power stars instead from them :D But well yeah, sometimes it just idiotic, especially in Paper Mario - "lol let's go shopping oh a help board I will do everything on it before rescuing the b*tch lololol"

MessengerOfYahweh That nail hurts from you hitting it on the head. ;)

Tell him I'm sorry, but I'll try to hit him as often as I can.

Hyper Sonic Yeh,I hope that one day Mario will defeat Bowser only for money and not for the princess

So you say Mario should go like "Screw the woman, get the money and buy another one"?
That's nice, good idea. But you seem to mix up Mario with Wario. Seriously, though it'S always the same, Princesses need to be rescued or else Kingdom = BOOM.


And I got some mails stating the writers enjoyed my little japanese lesson. Thus I give you three more japanese insults. Have fun!
baka - idiot
Kusu o taberu na! - Eat f***ing sh*t!
ookiosewada - up yours
Tune in next week when I tell you how to tell someone they just got sh*t in their f***ing head and shout p*ss off an never ever f***ing get near you on japanese.

Also, got 208 stars in SMG 2. Just a "few" left to rescue the princess with FULL STAR POWAH *flies off*

i LISTENING TO: Starship Mario Theme - SMG2
NOW DOING: Digest. Just came back from dinner.
RANDOM THOUGHT OF THE DAY:
I'm hungry again because of the post title.
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ohcrapohcrap gotta type quick

6 PM, gotta go offa the computer... OH CRAP FORGOT THE DAILY BLOG POST

Okay, got 186 SMG2 Stars, and Bomberman 2 is wasum. The Singleplayer Mode is no "lolol minigame party lolol" - IT'S TEH FRIKKIN BOMBERMAN
And hell, it's only 10€. Me loves teh great cheap games.

And this is the end of my quick blog post. I'll try to make the next one longer instead, alright?

And now a lolpic to make this look bigger.



Also, last day to comment on the Mario Discussion. Now I gotta go off before my Mother kills me.

i LISTENING TO: nothing - Nature
NOW DOING
: tpying quick
RANDOM THOUGHT OF THE DAY:
In Kirby Epic Yarn, Kirby doesn't suck. *rimshot*
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I love hard games.

YESSSSS. Played through Hatsworth, perfected Zone 1 of BIT.TRIP RUNNER and got 162 stars in SMG 2.
There is one thing, the first two games share, and the third one has... sometimes.

EXTREME DIFFICULTY OVERKILL

Henry Hatsworth's final boss has like 5 attacks which INSTANT KILL YOU. BIT.TRIP RUNNER is spamming flying sh*tballs of doom. And SMG2 got a certain galaxy which p***es off so much people I don't even.

But I like that.
I like hard games. Well, hard, but not unfair. Think Kaizo Mario World - this crap was so unfair it definely fits it's name (kaizo is the japanese name for a**hole. See, now you can insult people without them knowing. This blog is eductional). If you want a hard thing, don't be illegal and download a SMW ROM and play this. Seriously, this is so unfair it's not even fun.

Today's shop tip: Get Hatsworth and BIT.TRIP. Together they are just 28€ (around 35$) and they are hard. And fun. Damn, you should get Hatsworth already because of it's "Tea Time" and BIT.TRIP RUNNER is worth buying just because of the flying sh*tballs of doom.

Also, what's your usual action when playing through a game? Mine's buying a new one. So when you see a "Suyo" in Bomberman 2 online, please don't pwn me too hard :)

Also, Mario Discussion still running. Remember it. kthxbai.

i LISTENING TO: Heavy Metal (Final Boss Theme) - Henry Hatsworth OST
NOW DOING
: CEEEELEEEBRATION TIME COME ON
RANDOM THOUGHT OF THE DAY:
I wonder if there's anyone I can play Bomberman with.
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I really dunno.

SMG2 Daily Update (screw the Galaxy Log):
Got the 120 normal stars 8D Now to defeat Bowser and get thoooose staaaars....





Sitting here in school. Staring 5 minutes at the blank text area. And no ideas.
I asked classmates about what to write. They said stuff you never want to know of.

Ideas, where are you? You always appear when I want to sleep, I lol a bit, then another one comes, I lol and so on. Maybe I don't get an idea because I couldn't sleep this night because of this.

I would talk about stuff happening to me, but since I'm playing SMG2 24/7 (I'm even bringing my Wii to school, sadlywe have no TVs here) all the events which happened lately were ignored by me.




Except the World Cup.


THERE WE GO - IDEA GET!
So I watched Germany vs. Australia. Other than YOU GOT PWNED AUSTRALIANS LOLOLOLOL I can say the red card for Cahill (AUS) was pure overreaction. He also tried to pull his leg away before the collision, so eh. Also, Cacau's (GER) dive, when it was 4:0 for GER - makes you wonder how much brain is left in his head after hitting so mach balls with it. But hey, at least he now has the record for the fastest goal after being changed in. 118 seconds something if I remember correctly.

And yesterday there was Italia vs. Paraguay. Italia almost got freaking pwned - I wish Paraguay shot one more goal, cause I really wanted Italia to get it's a** kicked. dat's wut u get for kikin out teh germanee in 2006. Durrrrr.




Also, the dicussion in the last post is still running! Discuss here until Friday, when I post a Follow-Up on this discussion. Get rocking!

i LISTENING TO: Choose any song - SMG2
NOW DOING
: Sitting. In. Damn. School.
RANDOM THOUGHT OF THE DAY:
Stone Cyclone Galaxy is a b*tch.
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I want this freaking cake (DISCUSSION)

Sorry for the week-end's post-less-ness, but I was busy with a certain game. I got 102 stars already 8D
Right after the start, we find the intro. I'm hoping there's something nice new in the story - but you know: Mario games are so predictable, and it's the same in SMG2.
1. Peach writes letter saing she haz got teh cakez
2. Bowser attacks princess-naps Peach
3. Mario goes to rescue her
4. They eat cake
5. Mario goes home
6. Repeat from 1

Some may say this is boring crap, some don't give a sh*t about the story. I think I'm the latter, but still, I would like something new now and then. What about something like the Paper Mario story, but in the Jump 'n' Runs? I'm not feeling something like "I gotta find the princess!" like in SM64, by now it's just "screw the princess just let me clear the game".

What's your opinion on this? Discuss in the comments!

i LISTENING TO: Hightail Falls - SMG2
NOW DOING: sitting in school
RANDOM THOUGHT OF THE DAY:
Waiting for the challenge on
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OMG

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School can go die in a f***ing fire

WARNING! THE FOLLOWING POST CONTAINS MASSIVE UNCENSORED SWEARING CAUSE I'M REALLY PISSED!





So I was about to get SMG2 today. Well, I found out the store closed today at 2 PM. I got school until 3 PM. FUCK.

But wait, there's more! This is not your ordinary "School is shit doesn't help and takes to long whoever invented this shit should be fucking shot to death" rant! This is a really shitty school here!

So I had free time from 1 PM to 2:15 PM. I was all the time in the PC room. Where else. Then we were supposed to move our lazy asses back to class. The whole class waited there for 10 minutes - no teacher in sight.

After another 5 minutes we went to the teacher room - finding out the teacher is not here. And he should've told us that his lesson is off.

BUT HE DIDN'T.


FUCKING. SHIT.

I COULD BE SITTING RIGHT HERE PLAYING SMG2 AND SHOW YOU MY WONDERFUL PICTURE BUT NO, FUCKING TEACHER FUCKS TELLING US AND THUS I FUCKING MISS THE OPENING TIMES OF THE STORE.

I'M SO PISSED OFF I WANT TO GO TO THE FUCKING TEACHER TOMORROW AND PUNCH HIM IN HIS SHITFACE.


SERIOUSLY.



FUCK. SCHOOL.




i
LISTENING TO: nothing
NOW DOING
: RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGE
NOW PLAYING: Hatsworth. I always die after like 1 minute :O
RANDOM THOUGHT OF THE DAY:
FUCK. SCHOOL.
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Preparing for Lift-Off

1 day left. Can't wait. Star Bits everywhere. I tried googling for level hacks of SMG to get the feeling of SMG 2 - sadly there are none. But eh.

Sometimes I look up to the night sky, and if i see a comet, I wonder - is this Mario?

Okay, enough diarrhoea cerebrum, I'm serious about this. I want this game now. I could wait 3 weeks without much hyping, but now, one day before I get it, I'm all OMG GIMMEH GIMMEH NAO PLZZZ ;_;_;_;_;_;

I'll be recording my Galaxy Journeys right in this blog... introducing... THE GALAXY LOG!

DAY O
One day until takeoff. I'm sending some mails saying I won't be aviable for the next 15 years.
Red Luma

Something like this. What, you wonder why I used a circle instead of 0? Well, I'm using the Mario Counting System. You do not know how it works? SHAME ON YOU!

○ => 0
× => 1
♪ => 2
₰ (this should be a star, but I can't find a star so I use this) => 3
♥ => 4
○○ => 5
○× => 6
○♥ => 9
×○ => 10
...and so on. Got it? Well, if you don't, doesn't matter. Just read it, mkay?

i LISTENING TO: -blah- - -blah-
NOW DOING
: Raging. I forgot to save my 2-hour sprite work D:
NOW PLAYING:
Haaaatswoooorth. Final Boss Encounter. Soon to be changed :P
RANDOM THOUGHT OF THE DAY:
asjfshajkhasfjklshafkas. Don't ask what this means.
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F***ING SH*T YEEES OH MY GAWWWD

At Runouw.com I cried about the shop where I pre-ordered SMG2. It went bankrupt.

But I just got a call from them. They'll still get SMG2.

ON THURSDAY.
THAT'S RIGHT. I GET IT ONE DAY EARLIER THAN ALL THE OTHER EWROPEEANS. F*** YES.

Sorry for the short post, but I'm just too happy. I'll leave one message: Expect a non-text-post on Thursday.



i
LISTENING TO: Sky Station Galaxy - Mario Galaxy Orchestra
NOW DOING: Being happy :D
NOW PLAYING: Hatsworth. Finall cleared 5-1 :O
RANDOM THOUGHT OF THE DAY:
Back from the dead - that's pretty awesome.
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Addicting Spoilers

Spoilers. Originally created to avoid people finding out plot details or secrets in games or movies, some people or just addicted to that "Show" button. Like me.

I know a big surprise at the end of Henry Hatsworth, know what happens after 120 stars in Super Mario Galaxy 2, knew all unlockables of Brawl before I got it and saw the endings of all Metroid Prime parts. Yes, the 100% ones.

The only type of spoilers I do NOT open are the ones with ending details or final boss stuff. The only time I did it was with NSMB Wii. Well, I watched the first part of the battle and then thought that's it and closed. Little did I know about the insane crap going on afterwards.



i
VIEWING: asdfmovie and asdfmovie2. This sh*t is epic.
NOW DOING: sitting in school
NOW PLAYING:
Henry Hatsworth. Still stuck at 5-1 D:
RANDOM THOUGHT OF THE DAY:

I hate coming back to school from holidays.
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F*** you, Weasleby. F*** you.

So I'm playing Henry Hatsworth in the Puzzling Adventure lately. Awesome gameplay, awesome engine, awesome graphics. Just one thing is wrong...
IT'S OVER THE FREAKING TOP. It starts getting harder with World 3's boss, where a obese nurse throws around a 80-year-old in his wheelchair and ending the battle underwater where the nurse FREAKING INFLATES and you got to pop her. What the hell.
Now World 4 is ridiculous - TETRIS BLOCKS ROTATING IN A
HEART-BEAT AND IF YOU'RE IN THE WRONG PLACE YOU GET SQUISHED AND YOU HAVE TO DO THIS SH*T ALL OVER AGAIN. And for the boss - Leopold Charles Anthony Weasleby the Third. Short: "freaking a**hole". That idiot to the right. He nabs the master piece - the piece needed to rescue the world - and SUDDENLY GETS GODLIKE POWERS AND SH*TS A SH*TLOAD OF SH*TTY LASERS AT YOU WHILE DODGING A CLONE OF HIM AT THE SAME F***ING TIME. INSAAAAAANE SH*********TT.
I recently entered World 5, and can't get past 5-1. If any of you want the game - get Action Replay first. This sh*t is frustrating. And not "frustratingly-funny" like BIT.TRIP RUNNER. Just frustrating at some points. Makes you wanna throw the DS into a volcano.



i
LISTENING TO: Blackout City - Anamanaguchi
NOW DOING: Checking forums and mails.
NOW PLAYING: Henry Hatsworth. Pretty obvious when reading the blog post, eh?
RANDOM THOUGHT OF THE DAY:
Happy Birthday, Marioiscool! :D
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So, what the hell is this?

Welcome to Suyo's Cat Blog - also known as my last attempt for a blog that doesn't die after 3 weeks derpderp.

1. What the freaking sh*t is a cat blog?
Great question. A cat blog is a blog with personal content. Like "here's a pic of my cat" - and that's where the name derives from.

2. So what have you snorted to do this?
Nice question. I recently felt to tell the others what I feel about events happening, like the Oil Desaster and that stuff, and Twitter's 130-letter-limit is sh*t. So yeah.

3. What's that blue box at the bottom?
Incredible question. In this box, I will show you what I'm doing this day. I'm trying to post daily, and thus, you will be updated all the time.

And that's it for now. Follow the blog or comment frequently to join the list of awesome people, thank you.




i
LISTENING TO: Start Running (BIT.TRIP RUNNER Main Theme) - MusicX
NOW DOING: relaxing. I just came back from a 6-hour car trip D:
NOW PLAYING: Super Mario Galaxy 1. I never got 9999 Star bits, so time to do this.
RANDOM THOUGHT OF THE DAY:
BitDefender freaking sucks.
 
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